Monday, October 15, 2012

Take That, Healthy People!

Sooooo today. It's a nice day outside. So naturally, scratch that... unnaturally, I think, "I should go for a run."

One hour later...  ooohhhh internets

two hours later... ooohhhh television

two hours fifteen minutes later... ok I should really find my iPod so I can run

two and a half hours later.... man iPod is out of battery

                                              I should eat a piece of licorice
                                     
                                              find some socks

                                              pin back hair

       consider just driving self to hospital since that is likely where I'll end up after attempting to run...


Crack the door and make sure no one's outside

Start running/jogging/whatever you call this huff puff marathon that is occurring

Only able to run for 4 minutes instead of the intended 15

Make it back to apartment

Hmmm good for me for running! I deserve a piece of licorice...

Shoot. Now I'm right back where I started.

Exercise. It's a vicious, vicious circle.