Ahh, on-campus apartment life. So wonderful, until night falls and the apparently nocturnal basketball players on the floor above me start doing whatever it is they do. Here are some of my theories on what those mysterious noises could be due to:
-bouncing basketballs (clearly)
-dropping marbles (less likely, but what else could that little pinging noise be?)
-rearranging the furniture by way of sliding it across the floor (athletes must stay trendy with home
decor)
-practicing Stop, Drop, and Roll (one never knows when fire safety will come in handy!)
-dancing the minuet (light of foot, boys, light of foot!)
Any other ideas? There's probably a perfectly reasonable explanation, right? Right??
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